Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Treasure hunt - FML

Treasure hunt

By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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lookatstupid 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

Hurry, before it starts to smell....

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

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grog_fml 3

Friday 30 April 2010 9:27

ydi that's no way to treat a dog.

gmez 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 22:31

lmfaoooo!

jackere111 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:00

who screams when they see their dog ******** in the house?

NoodleBurger 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:11

tl;dr.

exohazard 6

Friday 19 August 2011 7:17

Wrap his ass in tin foil

MRVOlivia 22

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:31

that's happened to me before........not pretty.......

emily666 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:43

Lmao! Turds...

skullcandy_72911 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:22

That's just funny. Haha

alan0915 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:28

That is literally the funniest shit ever! Lmfao!!!

alchemist27 13

Thursday 3 May 2012 2:43

LOLOLOL I'm sorry but it's so funny

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