Miscellaneous: Today, whilst walking my dog, I saw a small child hide behind... - FML

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By TheLifguard95 - 09/05/2016 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst walking my dog, I saw a small child hide behind her mother as she was scared of my dog. I have been told I have resting bitch face so as the pair passed me and my dog I heard "don't worry the dog won't bite you, but that guy might"... FML

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Idiot_Penguini 7

Tuesday 10 May 2016 3:01

That is just extremely rude of them, just ignore it.

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Idiot_Penguini 7

Tuesday 10 May 2016 3:01

That is just extremely rude of them, just ignore it.

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