By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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helli2gudbyee 11

Yeah no, he'd be looking for a girlfriend right now.

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Wickedjr89 4

That's disgusting! I understand some immaturity is being funny but that is just disgusting. He'd be looking for a new gf right now if that was me.

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kimberx 0

He pissed in your face? Wow, I'd dump his sorry ass.

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deransc 19

Uninate. But you'd be a nine if you had bigger boobs.

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Fellsnows 5

Well he could have pissed on you when you were sleeping but he chose to do it the shower so at lesat be thankful of that

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ninja111111 0

Wow that really sucks you should pull a prank on him

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Lucky7Samson 10

I feel like I have a pretty good sense of humor, and I still found that disgusting.

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