Today, while out with my girlfriend (who is Bi), I met my ex...

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By Ex-mascameearly - 19/06/2018 12:33 - India - Delhi

Today, while out with my girlfriend (who is Bi), I met my ex at the bar. She ended up hanging out with us as we got drunk and my girlfriend left me for her.. FML

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NOTaVirginMojito 18

Friday 29 June 2018 21:21

Bwahaha serves you right mate.

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NOTaVirginMojito 18

Friday 29 June 2018 21:21

Bwahaha serves you right mate.

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