Miscellaneous Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my...

Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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BoobiePain - - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

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Body Positivity

Anonymous - 26/10/2019 04:03

Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML

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Jog on

Anonymous - - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

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thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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Monday 7 November 2011 12:12

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.

GameOver008 1

Monday 7 November 2011 12:25

Jiggly puff

ayeemary 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:18

Facelift surgery...

missmia18 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:40

I'm a girl and I'm gay I like what u said post dem bitches

TimeLoop 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:40

How is this possible...

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Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:42

Keep jogging and maybe your face fat will fall to your boobs.

Bullpine 11

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:38

Good thing youre jogging

chingthecreator 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:57

You might want to compare your jogging to the joggers passing you so you can look like them.

hahaomgufail 1

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:30

Haha its funny cause ur fat

amykins164 3

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:57

Too bad working out will only make you loose fat in your boobs :p

Delannnnnnnnnie 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:53

Who told you that??..I bet that was a disappointing day:)

purebliss7 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:56

i think its time for you to rethink you eating habits and maybe run insted or jog.

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Today, I missed my bus to the doctor's office for my scheduled pap test. I was so desperate, I called my deadbeat mom to ask for a ride. She said "Virgins don't need pap tests", laughed, then hung up on me. FML

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Today, like we do every year, we watched a documentary show's annual Halloween special. Everything is set: food, location, the works. Our so-called uber-religious mom, who always opposes to this because it's "inauspicious", right before it started, hijacked the TV to stay in one channel, The 24-Hour Bible Channel. FML

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

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Today, while at the movies, I started making my way to the end of the row so I could pee. Others moved to make room except for a man at the end. As I tried to climb over him, I tripped and fell on top of him. When I told him I was sorry, he just smiled and said, "Mmm, don't be. I enjoyed it." FML

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