Miscellaneous: Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to...

By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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Making the scene

By billie - 29/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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Oh nose!

By Thatsjustmee - 07/07/2021 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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Friday 12 November 2010 12:05

well that might not have been the show they payed for...

sinnedrebel 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:10

you should have improved and went straight into your best hulk hogan skit.

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DeathHead 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:41

Drama class? Good God!

fanbat 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:43

pics or it didnt happen

SirAli 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:47

at least it was only an almost :) and unless you're a girl I don't think it matters too much... unless you're a fat guy O:

iGrenade 0

Friday 12 November 2010 21:59

you numbnuts didn't have to repeat the same thing a thousand times.

InCrediFuqAmaZin 0

Friday 12 November 2010 23:26

aide post fail.... correction fail ..... FAIL FAIL FAIL oh and steroids fail aswell

gigity 0

Friday 12 November 2010 23:42

OP's a guy. since his character is a he.

W4X 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 0:24

if you weren't such a fatass no one would care.

soccergoal 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 0:29

that would be nice

thekooliest 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 0:51

Hopefully OP=female

Perplex_fml 2

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:24

could have sworn it said shirt and it does...I'm not crazy

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