Intimacy: Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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emodude44 0

Monday 3 January 2011 13:04

246TH!!!!

kbourco 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:26

FTW # 9, FTW

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Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:32

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cutiepie343 7

Monday 16 May 2011 13:03

real smooth buddy, lol :P

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Thursday 2 June 2011 21:54

"don't act like you're not impressed. ;)"

jsmith2 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:30

akward

muhamad92 1

Monday 13 February 2012 12:56

God damn it hot nurses.

paintedchocolate 30

Sunday 13 January 2013 18:51

Sometimes a simple 'sorry' should suffice...

NordicPride89 5

Monday 7 October 2013 15:05

That's one way to make a point

deadpool86 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 10:49

Totally down with the team lestat woman, that means she's seen a real vampire movie or two. And as a nurse, stranger things have happened

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