Intimacy: Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

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ulicki 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:42

haha, dad must of loved to hear that.

Jessie86 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:44

Gotta love technology this day and age!

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AwesumIndianGurl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:45

Hahha boyfriends these days..can't live with them but ya can't live without them either hahha :)

labratory5 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:04

that's hell nice

LaFHlax 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:09

next time, either: 1. don't bring your phone to dinner 2. turn your phone on silent at dinner

xxxbooxxx 16

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:56

repeat.

thisisafamily 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:05

haha thats awesome

occasional01 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:21

thats HORRIBLE and so disrespectful, i would dump him if i were you

r9310 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:26

this has been posted seceral times already >.>

Heypussycat 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:39

smells like bs!

Patcrizack 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:23

People are retarded, she boned the dude, big deal, although I must say he's awesome.

boredonfml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:50

I'm with 27, but 2 also could've been joking. anyway op lol that must've been awkward. how'd your parents react??

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