Intimacy: Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing...

By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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sniperpie 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:47

hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:50

I bet your penis has never gone from erect to non-existent so fast in your LIFE

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sniperpie 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:47

hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

Jiplo 18

Friday 15 June 2012 4:02

Anti-boner.

mleugim 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:50

jajaja! XD!

nffd23 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:02

gross

takingxoverxme 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:07

Lawl.

president_benson 0

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he's totally into you

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:09

haha now you're gay

dannyboy66 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 18:51

bisexual

Lachiew 11

Saturday 17 December 2011 7:55

60- say it like Stewey for it to be funnier

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Thursday 12 February 2009 20:56

What a sick fagot! You're queer! Better get used to it because now you know that you're gay. If I were you, I'd drink a gallon of bleach.

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Thursday 7 September 2017 18:21

You do realise that there are other sexualities besides gay or straight. They could be bi

charpanda007 0

Friday 13 February 2009 9:18

HAHAHA MOOB!!

hardcore_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 18:08

Yeah chicks do this, especially young chicks (he says he's in school). This is funny. Advice: Try to be more discerning with future erections.

genericnickname 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:37

Lol, #27. "Icy witch-nip" sounds like some sort of a salted snack.

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