Miscellaneous: Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very... - FML

By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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brownsound 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:45

Valentine's is bullshit. just go out and have a drink with your buddies man, enjoy the time with your boys. If people need a day to tell their girl how much they love her... they aren't doin it right. You do that 365 days a year. if anything... you should have a "day off "from it

Kat_MS 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:38

Aww, that's just insensitive =/

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RatIsKing 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 7:38

I feel your pain. it DOES hurt to be alone and rejected :(

6969awesome 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:09

soo sorry man cheer up, still got the rest of life to look forward to

megalan 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 3:26

post the poem please

Mirelly13 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:26

I'm sorry :( I know what it's like to be alone on valentines day. don't worry I'm sure you'll find your match :)

Ruukasu2005 9

Wednesday 31 March 2010 20:04

#60, I feel your pain as well. :(

xshadyshadow 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:08

Emo, much?

FOOTBALLGIRL98 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 21:18

thats harsh. U were expressing ur feelings in a poem, WHY WOULD PPL LAUGH AT YOU?????

bangbangbabe 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:04

awwwwwh):

wednesdeyy 5

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:00

******* bastards. Get revenge.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 11:37

YDI for being a pussy.

Master_Of_Sand 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:10

IDK why your comment was thumbs'd down. It's correct. PUSSY ALERT!!! PUSSY ALERT!!!

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