Today, we had our 36 week ultrasound and baby is already 8lbs...... - FML

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By "wysegirl" - 13/11/2018 21:43

Today, we had our 36 week ultrasound and baby is already 8lbs... now the doctors are convinced I'll always have 10-11 lb babies. FML

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 6:29

baby was 10 lbs 4ozs.. doctors stated again I will probably only have big babies

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wysegirl 24

Wednesday 26 December 2018 6:29

baby was 10 lbs 4ozs.. doctors stated again I will probably only have big babies

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