Miscellaneous: Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends"....

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Friday 25 June 2010 19:03

Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.

Asstazztic 8

Friday 25 June 2010 19:10

At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****

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lololol247 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:47

31, noone's forcing you to read it.

bridawg 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:55

lame doesn't deserve to be an fml

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 25 June 2010 19:57

Actually, by replying to #1, I am forced to scroll over it to get to a decent comment. Thank you for rambling so long that it takes the whole screen of my iPhone.

samanthadude 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:04

Right, the one in the stripes. :P

AprilBaiibee 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:05

Ydi; haha;

Moshpoint0 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:06

Freeze is right...even your non-'CSI' joke comments suck.

xLeftoverxCrackx 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:08

Well atleast there creative

xtfauthorx 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:08

21 that is what I would have done

scubadiver8888 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:10

I think thTs jacked up i would slice there car tires

nibawan 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:10

I remember when MasterCard jokes weren't funny.

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