Intimacy: Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife...

By (-__- ) ( ^.^) - 11/10/2013 21:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 20:32

Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML

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Don't you want me baby?

By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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By ahddib - 14/10/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I started making love to my wife as soon as the kids were occupied. She just laid there the whole time and never responded, except for a few times to say "Ouch." FML

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Tease

By Blue balls forever - 20/10/2025 20:00

Today, my fiancee told me she felt horny and was excited for bed, then got mad when I seemed indifferent. I'd be more interested if she didn't constantly wind me up by talking about sex, then get cold feet the second we're alone. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By Who1s269 - 03/05/2013 12:13 - United States

Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML

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Whisky dick

By Anonymous - 18/08/2025 21:00 - United States - Northfield

Today, my wife was finally in the mood after 150+ attempts to seduce her and I was drunk to keep it up. Now she's upset and thinks I'm not attracted to her. FML

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logic368 8

Saturday 12 October 2013 2:08

Man, errbody gettin cockblocked by the government...

raininginseattle 9

Saturday 12 October 2013 2:43

Congrats #2. You must be getting screwed by the government instead.

Comments

Vnzlan_girl 10

Saturday 12 October 2013 17:03

THANKS OBAMA (Jenna Marbles reference)

mooseantlers 1

Saturday 12 October 2013 17:10

thats a shitty excuse. maybe asking her isnt the way to go, just gotta figure it out yourself like any resourceful person that cares about their sex life..

daboar 5

Saturday 12 October 2013 17:42

lol gov shutdown can be depressing

Dusty_Busters 15

Saturday 12 October 2013 18:30

STOP! hooker time! I'm jk, maybe talk it through.

katykoolcat 13

Saturday 12 October 2013 18:49

Theres nothing wrong when someone doesn't want to have sex. Sex is not everything in a partnership.

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 12 October 2013 19:31

You're right, but it is a big part, and being sarcastic or even worse lying about why you're not in the mood isn't a good way to communicate with a partner.

katykoolcat 13

Saturday 12 October 2013 20:58

Yep, trust and communication is all you need. I don't even have to say no he knows and understands.

flipper1215 4

Saturday 12 October 2013 18:58

Thanks Obama

Octwo 16

Saturday 12 October 2013 18:58

Should try some foreplay before coming on your wife.

burningpassion69 6

Saturday 12 October 2013 19:19

Yell surprise an stick it in

toritoisback 1

Saturday 12 October 2013 19:38

this is what you do !!! 1st. you cook her dinner ! 2nd. you get bottle of wine! 3rd. you put some nice music!!! 4th. you gotta look sharp!! and last but not least when dinner its done you grab your keys and you go out!!! you can thank me later when she f.... ur brains out !

katykoolcat 13

Sunday 13 October 2013 11:32

1. Do not drink and drive..2. Personally after a meal i cant be bothered to go out till digested. So You go out 1st .... Then come home and do all that..