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By Sparkles - 30/05/2018 06:40

Today, while I was searching around for my kitten who likes to run around my house. He went into my father in law's room. I went and looked under his bed to grab my kitten. While I went to grab my kitten quick. I missed and grabbed a plastic bag filled with anal lube, a whip and a kama sutra book. FML

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SilentCat 22

Friday 1 June 2018 15:16

It's funny how you carefully looked over the contents of the bag instead of shoving it back under the bed right after you grabbed it :) I'd think anyone, especially FML readers, knows the pitfalls of looking under anyone's bed by now...

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SilentCat 22

Friday 1 June 2018 15:16

It's funny how you carefully looked over the contents of the bag instead of shoving it back under the bed right after you grabbed it :) I'd think anyone, especially FML readers, knows the pitfalls of looking under anyone's bed by now...

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