Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, I suddenly lost my... - FML

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By Hard to stay on - 22/07/2018 21:59 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, I suddenly lost my erection, we had to stop and sit in awkward silence. FML

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 9:22

Try not to focus on next time and I’m sure you will rise to the occasion. It won’t be hard.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 24 July 2018 21:41

A dick can be like a video game cartridge. Sometimes you have to blow it to get it working again.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 24 July 2018 21:41

A dick can be like a video game cartridge. Sometimes you have to blow it to get it working again.

Leeono 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 9:22

Try not to focus on next time and I’m sure you will rise to the occasion. It won’t be hard.

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