Today, someone broke into my parents house (where I live at my... - FML

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By Lonelygirl - 23/07/2018 00:14 - Mexico - Puebla

Today, someone broke into my parents house (where I live at my 19 y/o age) while I was at work, my mom blames me for not being home so she is kicking me out. She also won't talk to me again and turned my family against me... the robber only took a blender. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 27 July 2018 16:11

If your mom and your family are so unreasonable that they would turn against you...over a blender...and the house was secured? You may be better off not speaking to any of them.

Busymomma12 6

Thursday 26 July 2018 5:47

maybe it was your mom who broke in and is using this as an excuse to kick you out

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Busymomma12 6

Thursday 26 July 2018 5:47

maybe it was your mom who broke in and is using this as an excuse to kick you out

JasonThorn 20

Friday 27 July 2018 16:11

If your mom and your family are so unreasonable that they would turn against you...over a blender...and the house was secured? You may be better off not speaking to any of them.

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