This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By joe - 30/05/2018 21:24 - United Kingdom - Morecambe

Today, my boss shouted at me for a mistake he made, and my girlfriend left me because my ex and I work for the same company, ergo we must still be sleeping together. Then when I went to a restaurant alone to drown my sorrows in barbecue sauce, there was a cockroach cooked inside my burger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 91
You deserved it 4

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ChromoTec 24

This is a triple FML! I wish you the best of luck in the future, and hopefully this wasn't too hard for you.

If you were in the US, you'd be the new owner of an apparently filthy restaurant.

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ChromoTec 24

This is a triple FML! I wish you the best of luck in the future, and hopefully this wasn't too hard for you.

If you were in the US, you'd be the new owner of an apparently filthy restaurant.