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By Disappointed Gf - 13/05/2018 04:35

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend laughing and saying he was so drunk he pissed in my bed, and him coming back and cuddling with me. I replied, “very funny,” and went back to sleep. When I woke up later he explained he wasn’t joking. I had to clean adult piss after bringing him to work. FML

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genji_fml 13

Saturday 26 May 2018 8:51

... So did you sleep in it or do you have two beds?

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genji_fml 13

Saturday 26 May 2018 8:51

... So did you sleep in it or do you have two beds?

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