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By Angry wife - 10/01/2018 14:39 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I wanted to be intimate with my husband, but we didn't have any condoms. I borrowed one from my sister and we went to get started, but it was too small and turned my husband's dick blue so I didn't get laid. FML
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Well, maybe he's got an adult arm holding an apple for his manhood.

Yes, a man can make his duck turn blue when he isn't in the mood. And to get it over an adult arm, you have to really stretch it, which you won't do if you are using for the intended purpose. And it's not uncommon for a condom to be too tight on a man. My boyfriend has to use magnums because the standard size actually digs into his penis and causes him pain. So your comment is just ridiculous.

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A standard condom can fit an adult forearm inside it without cutting off circulation. Your husband just wasn't into it.

Well, maybe he's got an adult arm holding an apple for his manhood.

Yes, a man can make his duck turn blue when he isn't in the mood. And to get it over an adult arm, you have to really stretch it, which you won't do if you are using for the intended purpose. And it's not uncommon for a condom to be too tight on a man. My boyfriend has to use magnums because the standard size actually digs into his penis and causes him pain. So your comment is just ridiculous.