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By Mojo19 - 05/05/2018 07:20

Today, I was camping in the wilderness with what I thought was "the love of my life". However, after getting us lost, then being rejected of marriage that bitch took off running once she saw a bear coming up behind me. I almost died. FML

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Tuesday 8 May 2018 23:48

that is very hard OP. I wasn't there. But a big part of me sympathises with her. Did she think you were right behind her? what could she actually have done against a bear? I can't judge as I wasn't there, bit I don't know if I would stay if there was a bear and I had no defences against it.

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 8 May 2018 23:48

that is very hard OP. I wasn't there. But a big part of me sympathises with her. Did she think you were right behind her? what could she actually have done against a bear? I can't judge as I wasn't there, bit I don't know if I would stay if there was a bear and I had no defences against it.

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