Today, I tried to tone my bleached bangs to get them more white...

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By CheshireINSanity - 23/06/2018 17:09

Today, I tried to tone my bleached bangs to get them more white using a titanium color leaving conditioner. It came out bright blue. I have a dance performance today and my job in two days doesn’t allow “unnatural hair colors”. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:19

Dye your hair a "natural color" before you go back to work. Or try to convince them it's a shared illusion.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:19

Dye your hair a "natural color" before you go back to work. Or try to convince them it's a shared illusion.

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