Today, I found out that my boyfriend prefers to spend up to $150... - FML

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By Mimieux - 29/05/2018 07:42

Today, I found out that my boyfriend prefers to spend up to $150 a day on camgirls, despite how open and experimental I was with our sex life. I was okay with him watching porn, until he became obsessed with it and wanted to kick me out. I took his offer to live with him in this new city and this happens. FML

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Thursday 31 May 2018 11:33

sorry OP, it sounds like he has an addiction and is addicted to **** as sex. He will need support, he is not well but if that is too much for you, you have every right to get out of that relationship. That might well be the best thing to do. Addiction is a very damaging thing. I would strongly recommend making sure he does not have access to your money. he may well steal it and lose it. Addiction changes people. get some support for yourself too.

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interesting33 36

Thursday 31 May 2018 11:33

sorry OP, it sounds like he has an addiction and is addicted to **** as sex. He will need support, he is not well but if that is too much for you, you have every right to get out of that relationship. That might well be the best thing to do. Addiction is a very damaging thing. I would strongly recommend making sure he does not have access to your money. he may well steal it and lose it. Addiction changes people. get some support for yourself too.

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