Love: Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends...

By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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Wednesday 2 May 2012 11:44

That's just TOO desperate...

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 2 May 2012 11:44

DA *****???? O.o

Comments

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:38

You are an idiot and need to have your "big sister best friend" card taken away.

skittlesmeep 4

Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:40

Forbidden love! LOL Gotta say the worst part is getting caught.

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:44

It's all relative.

anarchyx6661 6

Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:44

Where was the hickey placed? 8)

Darkmagic666 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:49

i'm wondering why the brother didn't pay a girl to do it.....because that's just freaky

sandinthewaves 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:01

So what will you do for 100 euro ;)

IIRoxieII 12

Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:03

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard,, I started choking

candyarse 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:04

I'd fap to that..

MissMae93 23

Wednesday 2 May 2012 14:44

Creep. Also in your description, it says "You're all fags". Way to spread the hate. Did you know that word derives from "******" which by dictionary definition is a bundle of sticks used to burn people alive? Think before you speak. I'm loosing hope for humanity.