Love: Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months...

By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:49

Was it very cheesy ?

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rachilio 26

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:52

Cheese? Really?

livemaerd 11

Friday 24 August 2012 7:29

She thinks you are better than cheese.

Azncrazy95 13

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:30

How cheesey.

MySecretaccount 11

Thursday 23 January 2014 23:24

At least she tried to be romantic I guess...

Mortoli 30

Friday 14 February 2014 19:27

Get with her bro she a keeper lol

headofmedusa 15

Saturday 19 July 2014 22:22

Awww how sweet

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 15:01

Cheese really?

kittykat1501 31

Monday 15 June 2015 15:34

Must luv cheez! Haha hav fun with this!!! Hahaha?

Sansa_fml 38

Friday 3 July 2015 17:52

cheese is the best, so that's one big compliment!

miriamfrank 22

Monday 14 September 2015 5:00

How can someone be that passionate about cheese?

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