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By "littl3storm" - 08/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that stopped me from killing myself was the fact that I was carrying my brand new games console and wanted to try it out when I got home. Apparently my depression is do bad that video games are more important than family... FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 9 October 2019 14:37

That's basically depression for you. . Can you see a therapist? They can really help. I hope you can get some help, OP.

CookieMonsterElla 7

Wednesday 23 October 2019 11:20

When in doubt, play video games. That's how I keep myself sane

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 9 October 2019 14:37

That's basically depression for you. . Can you see a therapist? They can really help. I hope you can get some help, OP.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 9 October 2019 23:59

We've all been there, bud. Get yourself to a doctor, or psychologist, and talk about it. Also, if you bought a Switch, it's way more important than family. Especially when you play Let's Go Eevee. Anyone who would get between me and my Dusty will face my wrath.

sarsuela 29

Thursday 10 October 2019 12:45

I'm glad you found something to live for

CookieMonsterElla 7

Wednesday 23 October 2019 11:20

When in doubt, play video games. That's how I keep myself sane

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