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By PoorGrade12Student - 02/03/2017 16:39

Today, the guys in my class kept making strange noises such as those produced during orgasm and it severely disrupted class although we have important exams at the end of the year. I'm in grade 12 and I still have to spend 8 months every weekday with them. FML.

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AzariusStar01 26

Monday 6 March 2017 5:51

Ah, high school. I remember that. Just a heads up, not all of them change as soon as they get into college or university. But just hold onto that thought of freedom once the school year ends

mikkigrlxx 13

Thursday 27 April 2017 2:49

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AzariusStar01 26

Monday 6 March 2017 5:51

Ah, high school. I remember that. Just a heads up, not all of them change as soon as they get into college or university. But just hold onto that thought of freedom once the school year ends

thatnewgirl 16

Tuesday 14 March 2017 5:01

the **** you mean 8 more months? it's March. where do you go that you don't graduate till novemeber?

mikkigrlxx 13

Thursday 27 April 2017 2:49

Outside of America most places start in February

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