Love: Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in...

By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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Saturday 13 August 2011 12:34

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

maddy14 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:26

Nice one.......

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Airborn0280 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:46

Well.. At lease you didn't puke on him.

Airborn0280 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:46

Well.. At lease you didn't puke on him.

Airborn0280 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:46

Well.. At lease you didn't puke on him.

Laterial 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:59

Basking in the ambience

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Saturday 13 August 2011 14:02

That's kinky

lextheplex 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:19

Hahahaha

Utdforlife 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:14

At least your lips touched...

dickydickman 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:18

that's hot

ykthechild 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:18

Damn hipsters these days! haha it sucks for u OP but hopefully he doesn't care

rhysfucker 24

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:52

Congrats! You made the first page Yusuf! Like the profile pic

menace23 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:57

Lol last night was fajitas night

emwil823 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 15:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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