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By friend zoned - 16/01/2017 05:22

Today, the guy I like placed me so far into the friend-zone that he sent screen shots of his conversation with his current almost-girlfriend to ask what to say next. Fml

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 21 January 2017 20:34

That's when you tell him you feel uncomfortable with that and take time away from him, to get over those feelings.

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 21 January 2017 20:34

That's when you tell him you feel uncomfortable with that and take time away from him, to get over those feelings.

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Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML

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