Today, the guy I had been seeing told me he did not want to see...

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By Littlebithurt - 18/05/2018 19:44

Today, the guy I had been seeing told me he did not want to see me anymore. This would have been bad enough, but he had to do it just after having sex with me. While cleaning up the condom. FML.

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 20 May 2018 23:33

Did you punch him in the dick

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 20 May 2018 23:33

Did you punch him in the dick

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