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By LoveTheElder - 11/05/2016 01:38 - United States - San Clemente

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

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By NoThanks - 24/08/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML

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By bdjsbskl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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By she sure has an arm. - 28/02/2013 11:57 - United States - Clinton

Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML

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By What - 29/12/2022 00:00

Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:07

Ah dementia, the gift that keeps repeating.

hipposteve 21

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:24

He controls the weather.

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sousaphonist 14

Wednesday 11 May 2016 19:50

If that's something she's prone to, it sounds like she should be in a facility with round-the-clock care.

ssnow_fml 20

Wednesday 11 May 2016 22:25

Just feed her damn friend. Imaginary friends have feelings too!

cyanidesun 5

Wednesday 11 May 2016 22:45

I would have just gone it to calm her down.

DaveTM 2

Thursday 12 May 2016 2:18

Now come on, you have to respect her religion...

YandereBitch 11

Thursday 12 May 2016 2:34

That could have been avoided if you pretended to feed her make believe friend.

manuwish 9

Thursday 12 May 2016 7:41

ooooh, how could you :))

vegantreegirl 26

Thursday 12 May 2016 20:09

I hit "that could have happened to me" , because I am also a caregiver. Hang in there!

akaYodaddy 3

Friday 13 May 2016 2:34

have u ever seen any horror movie ever????? ******* run! before its to late!

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