Today, I found out my “girlfriend” is cheating on me. My friend...

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By BernieMac - 08/04/2018 15:40

Today, I found out my “girlfriend” is cheating on me. My friend sent snaps of her lying to me saying she was at work when she was at a hotel with another man. FML

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breyes016 11

Tuesday 10 April 2018 20:55

on the brightside you have a great friend

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breyes016 11

Tuesday 10 April 2018 20:55

on the brightside you have a great friend

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