Today, on the train a kid tried to steal one of the fries I was...

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By Myfry - 23/12/2017 04:41

Today, on the train a kid tried to steal one of the fries I was eating. When I said she couldn't just grab something that didn't belong to her, her dad told me I should just give her some since I didn't need all of them. Fml

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 24 December 2017 9:03

I would have told him, "Or maybe your parents should have given you some better parenting, because you obviously need it."

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 24 December 2017 9:03

I would have told him, "Or maybe your parents should have given you some better parenting, because you obviously need it."

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