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By golightlee - 13/05/2016 18:06 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, on one of the hottest days of the year so far in the UK, I discovered that milk had been spilt in the boot of my car and gone off. It had heated up a treat whilst baking in the hot sun in the car park whilst I was at work, FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:10

Burn the car to the ground. It's the only way to get rid of the off milk smell.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:10

Burn the car to the ground. It's the only way to get rid of the off milk smell.

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