Holidays: Today, not having a lot of extra money for Christmas, I bought...

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By allygatorkat - 23/12/2016 21:13 - United States - Lancaster

Today, not having a lot of extra money for Christmas, I bought two small but meaningful gifts for my son. It turns out my mom got him the same things. FML

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ProperInglish 2

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:55

Uhh... it's the thought that counts, right?

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ProperInglish 2

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:55

Uhh... it's the thought that counts, right?

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