Intimacy: Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex.... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

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Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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LizetteBerenice 22

Tuesday 11 November 2014 18:48

Women.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Tuesday 11 November 2014 18:51

Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.

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sorryimkurt 1

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:57

haha. some women are just stupid.

kerstileann 26

Tuesday 11 November 2014 22:00

Que the "dUmp dat biitch durrhurr" comments. But seriously, thats messed up.

DenverTyrrell 13

Tuesday 11 November 2014 22:09

If she told you not to before you did it i can understand, but otherwise...FYL

dehvi 9

Tuesday 11 November 2014 22:10

Maybe she was trying to be kinky?

notesz 21

Tuesday 11 November 2014 22:21

You were too rough maybe?

malimir 20

Tuesday 11 November 2014 22:50

Mine does that all the time! I'm not allowed to touch them!

rockey44 16

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:07

bitchs never learn

notsoanonymous3 20

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:12

Did she she slap you for touching her ****** too?

ihatedouchbags 17

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:30

Well, IF she just had a baby her breasts might secrete milk... Or if that's not the case, maybe you just squeezed too hard.. Try being more gentle next time.

syed121417 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:12

Maybe you we're a bit rough? Or maybe her boobs were very sore. Whatever the case may be, if she hadn't told you not to touch them, FYL. Did she say anything about her boobs or maybe she was feeling insecure and didn't want anything other than just sex? Communication is key.

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