Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

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Comments

katiekitty 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:12

can't say I don't do that

posse22 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:41

divorce ! lmfao.

1234567789 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 4:07

that sucks

lauraakatt 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 4:56

best. wife. ever

TFNLbosox 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:04

OMG ur wife sounds like my sister.

kokorowe 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:05

i loved to do that

natakist123 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:49

nothing wrong with that

13ksmin 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:45

you don't need $80! the way to do is "torrent"!!!!

jessistar1234 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:51

whats wrong with that?!!!? glee is freaking amazing. YDI.

sleepingbeauty10_fml 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 8:50

You really gotta teach her to download for free... lol

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