Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

Just be glad it wasn't Justin Beiber music!

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Comments

PaisleyKing90 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:40

glee makes songs better!

rachelpfitzner 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:43

divorce

Garytt 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:44

who BUYS music?

ScuseMePrincess 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:22

Exactly.

Toronja34 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:46

glee is the best thing ever!!!

cally72 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:49

could have been worse 'Showaddywaddy'

usmcdvil 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:00

Didn't know people still bought things off of iTunes. Learn to use frostwire!!!

MissLegs 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:03

money well spent :)

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:05

If only she was in the shape of most of the Glee girls eh?

rebecca_marie_21 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:06

Thats awesome! :)

loovemylife 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:07

Dont stop believing! (in your wife)

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