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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 10:45

Today, my toilet did a Mt St. Helens and pumped roughly 500L of raw sewage into my house. Down the hall into 2 bedrooms, under the walls AND down the heating vents. Insurance refuses to cover it as we "cancelled" that coverage (BULL). My family of 3 is now living with my mother. FML FML FML

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Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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