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By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML

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mike3775 36

Friday 12 November 2021 23:30

I’ve had that happen to me. Just tell them the truth. My boss understood, maybe yours will.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 November 2021 23:28

You are a liar. Your coworker was probably part of the trap, and you failed the test.

mike3775 36

Friday 12 November 2021 23:30

I’ve had that happen to me. Just tell them the truth. My boss understood, maybe yours will.

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