Love and Weddings: Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be...

By puppielover - 21/08/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 9 December 2014 19:15

Sorry your parents don't want to come to your wedding for a boring "sporting" event.

OinkersPig 13

Tuesday 13 October 2015 13:00

You know your parents are rednecks if...

Stealthclaws 16

Saturday 16 December 2017 4:30

Only in Alabama

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