Miscellaneous: Today, My soon to be ex wife that asked for a divorce is refusing...

Content almost refused by staff

By Allydad - 27/04/2016 01:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, My soon to be ex wife that asked for a divorce is refusing for me to talk to or see my daughter because she found out Im happy in my new relationship.fml

agreeclassic 48

vote type 1 7

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

TOP COMMENTS

Montanagrl 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:36

You might have waited to have a new relationship until she was officially your Ex

Comments

Montanagrl 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:36

You might have waited to have a new relationship until she was officially your Ex

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML

agreeclassic 46 062

vote type 1 7 811

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

agreeclassic 26 787

vote type 1 2 104

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

agreeclassic 471

vote type 1 123

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

agreeclassic 11 326

vote type 1 35 340

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

agreeclassic 44 916

vote type 1 5 184

Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML

agreeclassic 989

vote type 1 133