Kids: Today, my son’s kindergarten teacher asked her students to describe...

By sarvenom - 11/01/2012 04:52 - Belgium

Today, my son’s kindergarten teacher asked her students to describe their dad with a word or an expression. In the midst of “kind” dads, “hug” dads and “kiss” dads, I'm the “whisky dad”. FML

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Konarika 11

Wednesday 30 November 2016 10:29

Your child obviously has that impression of you. YDI.

MrsHoffman 11

Wednesday 30 November 2016 10:29

So how much do you drink?

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DishwasherFairy 4

Friday 2 December 2016 0:01

Did no one else get the impression his kid was taking about "whiskers" like a beard?

Blueocean7 19

Friday 2 December 2016 4:06

My thoughts exactly! When I was a little boy, my great uncle was very "whisky" which meant his chin & cheeks had facial hair which was prickly.

zimme2579 10

Friday 2 December 2016 14:53

Is that whisky, like your have whiskers? Or whiskey, like you drink?

KismetSiren 7

Saturday 3 December 2016 5:24

kids are perceptive. maybe try harder not to do certain things around your kid.

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