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By FirstClassAirplaneFood - 07/02/2016 02:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my son called 911 because he needed help with his math homework. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:48

"911 how many I help you" "PLEASE HELP ME I CAN'T DO THIS!!" "Sir please calm down what is the problem?" "I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT 2+2 IS" *phone line goes dead*

Aspen_Grace33 27

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:46

I've heard a 911 call with this exact same scenario before. Did he get help or no? Lol

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BellaP13 24

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:19

Some one is on Ifunny

rllyfrickenbored 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:29

well MATH is an acronym for Mental Abuse to Humans soo

katachristic 19

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:48

More Applicable Than History

RememberSchlitz 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:32

Have him add up the fines and then divide the total by his allowance to get the number of weeks of indentured servitude he's under before freed of his debt through labor. Math and History in the same lesson!

idk_rose 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:42

He should've called the ghost busters.

BellaP13 24

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:42

Some one has been on IFunny

LeGly 5

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:47

Bullshit. This is just a viral video trending on Facebook. I like to read things that actually happened thank you.

twinklestar03 14

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:51

I hope this is apart of the video I've seen around on social media! That was so funny!

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