Transportation: Today, my sister totaled her car after speeding down slush covered... - FML

Content almost refused by staff

By OrchidKitten - 31/12/2016 19:04 - United States - Fulton

Today, my sister totaled her car after speeding down slush covered roads while it was snowing badly. She was more upset over the rental car being a Ford than having to get her car fixed. FML

agreeclassic 551

vote type 1 63

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

TOP COMMENTS

Salzxx 11

Monday 2 January 2017 18:49

And this is an FML how?

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 2 January 2017 20:04

Love how you're asking this when I see much less "fml" worthy things. Also, it's more a fml for my sister. She got into an accident and totaled her car, and got stuck with a Ford. Which is a car brand, or w/e you'd call it, that she despises.

Comments

Salzxx 11

Monday 2 January 2017 18:49

And this is an FML how?

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 2 January 2017 20:04

Love how you're asking this when I see much less "fml" worthy things. Also, it's more a fml for my sister. She got into an accident and totaled her car, and got stuck with a Ford. Which is a car brand, or w/e you'd call it, that she despises.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

agreeclassic 24 716

vote type 1 3 490

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

agreeclassic 1 403

vote type 1 233

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

agreeclassic 3 149

vote type 1 997

Today, the jackoffs at my new job kept making jokes about my prosthetic leg. When I finally lost my shit and told one of them to back off, he said "Woah there, Mr Pistorius!" then said he'll avoid using the restroom now in case I decide to shoot him through the door. FML

agreeclassic 30 079

vote type 1 1 904

Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML

agreeclassic 63 265

vote type 1 8 280

Today, I signed the contract for my 18th book sale. I went to school to be a serious writer. My latest book is a gay werebear story that involves male pregnancy. FML

agreeclassic 1 381

vote type 1 1 093