Today, my sister kicked me in the balls for no reason at all.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2020 17:13

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls for no reason at all. By the time I recovered I was late for work and got a warning when I got in. FML

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J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 1:57

Not sure how old your sibling is, but you find a way to get that little shit back. First off that isn't called for at all. Second don't bother including your parents. Just handle it. I am sure you can think of something, but you do have to make sure not to get caught. Your parents will always run to her defense. Even though you were the one who totally got ****** over.

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J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 1:57

Not sure how old your sibling is, but you find a way to get that little shit back. First off that isn't called for at all. Second don't bother including your parents. Just handle it. I am sure you can think of something, but you do have to make sure not to get caught. Your parents will always run to her defense. Even though you were the one who totally got ****** over.

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