Miscellaneous: Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died...

By lonesomegal - 30/01/2015 18:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

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Crazynopantsman 11

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:01

Maybe she thought you had a new one?

RobinGoodfellow 47

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:58

Have you not had contact with her in the last two years?

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berkeleyjake 13

Monday 2 February 2015 12:55

so...... not good? or just the same old same old?

queeenmik 8

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:00

wow your sister is a bitch.

Mysofuckeduplife 8

Sunday 5 July 2015 9:14

Maybe you should take the hint and get a boyfriend...2 years is a little excessive...

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