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By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 02:42 - United States

Today, my roommates informed me that they signed a lease on a house for next year, without me. Their reasoning? I didn’t want to pay additional rent on a house that two of the seven of my roommates couldn’t afford to compensate for their lack of funds. They didn’t even rent that house. Fml.

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bullsonyourface 20

Monday 14 October 2019 3:29

kinda sounds like you're better off without those douche turds, hope you can find roommates in the near future that will equally contribute

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bullsonyourface 20

Monday 14 October 2019 3:29

kinda sounds like you're better off without those douche turds, hope you can find roommates in the near future that will equally contribute

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