Today my playful young cat decided to attack my hand. While... - FML

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By "dragonstooth257" - 25/07/2018 01:36

Today my playful young cat decided to attack my hand. While I was wiping. On the toilet. it did not end well and there is now dirty toilet water through the house and I'm too sore to sit from scratches. FML

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interesting33 36

Friday 27 July 2018 1:26

disinfectant scratches!

OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 24 August 2018 16:05

You deserved it. You own a cat. Anyone who gets a hellspawn with that many claws and doesn't think that it isn't going to destroy things you consider precious is living in a dream world.

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interesting33 36

Friday 27 July 2018 1:26

disinfectant scratches!

OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 24 August 2018 16:05

You deserved it. You own a cat. Anyone who gets a hellspawn with that many claws and doesn't think that it isn't going to destroy things you consider precious is living in a dream world.

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