Miscellaneous: Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's...

I am envisioning OP's mom got 4 boxes of pasta on sale and thought oh, that'll last me all year. Until OP plowed through them. One family's year supply may be different than another's.

TheBrochure 22

Friday 26 July 2013 13:05

Allons-y, Alonso!

irishmaiden78 23

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:19

Shh, spoilers!

slap_u_much 6

Friday 26 July 2013 13:07

Who wouldn't

fakedsincerity 32

Friday 26 July 2013 13:18

Well that sounds healthy...

beclaurela 18

Friday 26 July 2013 13:29

My life.

Ruuku 11

Friday 26 July 2013 13:33

I took down 4 fudge cakes in an hour and all I got was diarrhea.

MidnaLink 33

Friday 26 July 2013 13:40

How the hell'd you do that?!?!

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