Miscellaneous: Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my...

By HylianFox - 27/01/2012 04:07 - United States

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

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Friday 27 January 2012 8:39

More importantly, was it shaven or furred?

teague95 16

Friday 27 January 2012 8:43

post a picture let us judge

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codkid15 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:00

LOOOL! Thats funny!!

ben10jammin 3

Friday 20 April 2012 9:44

Emoooo

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:21

They're taking an interest in you, be grateful OP!

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 3 November 2012 22:48

You got the coolest parent ever

BugzBunni 1

Sunday 31 March 2013 17:51

Was it an innie or an outie?

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 29 September 2013 8:17

did it?

FMLworthy5000 21

Sunday 16 February 2014 6:11

I think your mom's gonna win this one

MacWorms 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 22:37

Yes I'm not the only one who does that

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